Chinese teapot

I need to get better at Tinder dates. I got this American girl agree to go to a cinema with me. We meet at the place, and I notice that she has this strange looking tattoo on her shoulder. I decide to ask her about it:

– What does your tattoo mean?

– Oh, it’s, like, a Chinese teapot, I got it while I was in Laos, and…

– Looks like a meth lab.

Had to go to “Interstellar” all by myself after that :(